I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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