Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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