ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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