Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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