Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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