My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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