How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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