i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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