All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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