are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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