wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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