This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
