I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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