She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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