Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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