I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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