But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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