Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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