Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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