Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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