I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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