the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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