addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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