I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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