Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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