Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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