that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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