This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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