hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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