can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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