i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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