What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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