How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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