Are we in a gay sports bar?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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