Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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