did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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