They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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