I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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