So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
