I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
two words...techno handjob
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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