On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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