wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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