I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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