I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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