just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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