is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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