the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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