I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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