Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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