At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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