Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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