stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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