i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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